A black man walks into a bar. A white man says, “No coloured people allowed in here!” The black man says, “I’m born black. When I’m freezing, I’m black. When I’m sick, I’m black. When I’m dead, I’m black. When YOU are born, you’re pink. When you’re freezing, you’re blue, when you get embarrassed, you’re red. When you’re dead, you’re purple, and you’re calling me coloured?”